u know how pschology has tried to classify like the innate human emotions? i propose that the emotion felt in the scenario “found a long head hair caught in my undergarment and tried to pull it out thereby flossing my ass and/or pussy” is distinct and, although further study is needed, probably universal.
3 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted
8 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted
16 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted
That’s depression babe!
Hozier: “If I was born as a blackthorn tree
I’d wanna be felled by you”
Me, acting like I’ve never heard a poetic device before:
someone: repeating things that reinforce a negative self view and world outlook such as the oh so popular tumblr niche of nihilistic ‘i want to die and everything is awful’ “jokes”
me, in recovery, trying not to get dragged into that with them:
me: time for sleepy :)
my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-
oh gods my boyfriend isn’t home and I forget the english word for this thing and it’s bAD he usually helps but i cAN’T
I WILL ASSIST?
you know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes homes sometimes because it gets too big for it?? what is it???
Hermit crab??
if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:
do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”
while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.
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Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time
conversation 1: cheese borger
conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone
